I Has Found Blogposts...

Psych! Sorry bro, you've hit a *placeholder* page.

Do I have a blog? No. Not really. I mean are all webpages in some way blogs? Since the invention of wordpress... I would argue yes. But what you've hit is an old school circa 2010 regular old static webpage. Any link you click on that's supposed to take you to a blog post, will take you here. Not that I don't love blogs (actually I really don't), but because managing and maintining a thoughtful blog to chronical some important part of your life sounds a LOT like having a full time job as a writer only just for something that's very unlikely to be read by a large audience. Sorry buddy, I'm not your pal, guy. Not for blogs. But feel free to scroll around an enjoy the stock photography.

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Still Just a Placeholder

I know this is visually stunning. That's kind of the point, truth be told. Something kind of sharp, kind of clean.
I'm just trying to showcase my highly technical skills in a very competative market.I had this webpage LIVE in under 30 minutes and I had it cleaned up and functional in under a day. I mean... that's pretty good, right? I'm not even a web developer. I sure know how to hack up a bootstrap, though....

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What Kind of Dog Do You Think This Is?

I have a dog that's a lot like this. He's pretty great, his name is Grim. But This dog's hair is a lot shorter and he's sitting next to a woman I don't recognize. My dog is a Newfoundland but I don't think this is the same kind of dog. Maybe some kind of Mastiff or Dane? If you think you know what kind of dog this is, feel free to let me know under the "contact us" form. I'm really curious about it, it would be great to find out.

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